Here's a few fun facts for you:
"You Know You're Indian When...."
- You cross the road even when there's oncoming traffic.
- You don't look for a trash can but throw garbage on the ground without hesitation
- You don't say yes by shaking your head up and down but side to side
- You don't know what a line is most of the time and if there is a line you shove your way as close as possible to the counter hopefully before the other hundred Indians try to do the same thing.
- You don't really grasp the concept of time but operate on a event mindset
- You will give up your plans for the entire day just to help a foreigner who you just met and really is a total stranger
- You will pay a stranger on the side of the road to clean out your ear wax with a wire and cotton
- You shove your way through crowds to get to where you need to go; and considered it normal
- You willing invite total strangers into your home serving them tea and cookies (aka biscuits)
- You live with cows, chickens, goats in and around your house like they're one of the family
- You use your horn to let people know you're passing, to get out of your way, to let them know your coming around a corner, and of course just for good measure
- You might drink tea religiously everyday and will stop everyday life to have it
- You think nothing of riding in a overly crowed bus or train where you might have to hang halfway out the door.
- You can successfully fit your four person family on your motorcycle
- You'll call a total stranger Auntie or Uncle instead of Mr. or Ms.
- You don't even blink when you see a full grown man peeing on the side of the road or a child taking a dump on the train tracks
- You are so very generous and will share even a small packet of cookies with a "rich" westerner when you earn the small living by prostitution
- You still have a smile on your face and can laugh and find joy even when you're so poor you really have nothing at all
- You love having your picture taken even if you'll never get a copy but only see in on the LCD screen of the camera
- You know that there are probably as many smells in India as there are hindu gods or languages
- You know what a samosa is
- You eat rice three times a day and still like it
- You can successfully eat with the right hand only. Rolling, tearing and popping your food into your mouth.
- You are amazingly good at water-falling drinks into your mouth instead of touching the glass or bottle to your lips
- A cup of good tea can be as small as dixie cup
- You pay around 33 cents to 1 dollar for an hour of internet service
- You will stare unashamed at a white person even when they stare back
- You are accustom to seeing people begging with deformities that you know they weren't born with
- You find it normal to live in a country that lives in mad chaos and hardly any order at all
- The first and maybe only phrases you know in English are: Hello!!!, What is your name?, My name is..., How are you?, What country?.....
- You most likely know more than one language
- You are most likely very friendly and welcoming to strangers/foreigners
- You've learned to watch where you walk if you don't want to step in mud, poo, or a hole
- You love your country and you're proud of it even if you can see many things that need to change
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